It's time for the biannual post that you know you love!
- August 19: "Why does it [the Payless Shoe Source commercial] say, 'I am a pale oncologist'?" –James Lang
- August 20: [referring to the "5 Styles of Shrimp" promotion at Ryan's Steakhouse] "Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea." –Bryan Snow
- August 23: "Don't record me during the music. I don't want to end up in a video like Tony Merida." –Chip Henderson, when speaking at the BSU
- September 11: "My booger-rocket ratio has been up lately. I mean, I thought NASA was shutting down!: –Bryan Snow
- October 6: "Have you ever held your toothbrush still and instead moved your head to brush your teeth?" –Bryan Snow
- November 13: "I wish I could find a girl who loves me like she loves Pinterest!" –Bryan Snow
On a related note, here are the top
King of the Hill quotes from episodes aired this semester:
- "Did you mean for all those words to come out that way or did they just fall out randomly?" –Hank Hill
- "Javalelujah" –A name for a Christian coffee shop
- "All those VWs in the parking lot I assumed it was a Unitarian church." –Hank Hill
And one quote from
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:
- "If the good Lord had intended for us to walk, He wouldn't have invented roller skates." –Willy Wonka
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