- January 21: "I want to be a notary public. I really want a stamp with my name on it. It's so legit." –James Lang
- February 15: "If you're going to wear your hoochie mama skirt, you can wear your hoochie mama shoes." –DeAundrae Clayton
- March 23: "Those look like nun shorts compared to what the other people wear." –Bryan Snow
- April 15: "It's not every day that you get to walk around with your pants soaking wet and it's not your fault." –James Lang, during a rainy day
- April 20: [A tweet that I retweeted] "Ben Leiker is not commenting on the deadly weather at this time. (Hashtag: Please don't let me die at Grumpy's BBQ.) –Ben Leiker
- May 1: "Let the Messiah touch your mess." –A church sign in Baldwin County, Alabama
I just finished reading Catching Fire.
6 hours ago
