- August 30: "Go ahead and burn your rectums out. Oh wait, I mean retinas." –Dr. Charles Wax, Intro to Meteorology professor, referring to the intensity of the sun.
- September 7: "I almost shed a 'mear' [man-tear]." –Bryan Snow. (Try saying "shed a 'mear'" ten times fast to see why this quote was hilarious.)
- October 9: "Nothing to get naked about." –DeAundrae Clayton, referring to the Annual National Shrimp Festival in Gulf Shores, Alabama, that we attended during our Fall Break vacation to the beach.
- October 9: "That one there runs like a scalded dog!" –Customer at a go kart track in Gulf Shores, referring to a particular go kart.
- October 22: "Pretty white boys: pneumonia. Always remember that." –DeAundrae Clayton. (I can't quite remember what this quote was about.)
- December 5: "We're all on the couch, eating Funfetti cake, and watching The Stepford Wives." –Bryan Snow, referring to the qualities of manhood valued in our apartment.
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